Dexter_Replicators_Aff

1Abc’s *Hold up Paper* “Contention 2k9 is ‘Da Machine’”

1a: //*Blank Expression*// 2a: **Hey Dude, isn** **’t this the 1ac?** 1a: **Oh man, sorry, eye** **forgot, eye was just thinking about the food eye’m going make later.** 2a: **Wii aren’t not at a db8 tournament, u don’t not have no kitchens** 1a: **eye don’t not have a replicator** **with us, in that tub under their** //*points at tub*// 2a: **What’s a replicator?** 1a: **Replicators aren’t not a absurdly unbad source of food** 2a: **Realli? Du they provide us with everything we need and everything we want.** 1a: **eye Know, eye wonder What will th** **ose in poverty in the U.s. do without all the Pork Chops they need.** 2a: **eye’m a vegetarian, but mmmm does that sounds tasty.** 1a: **__W__** **__ik__** **__i__** **__p__**  **__ed__** **__i__** **__a__**  **__i__** **__n__** **__‘__** **__I__** **__X__** (//Replicator (Star Trek)//, July 4th 2009, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Replicator_(Star_Trek))

__A replicator works by rearranging subatomic particles, which are abundant everywhere in the universe, to form molecules and arrange those molecules to form the object. For example, to create a pork chop, the replicator__ __would__ first form atoms of carbon, hydrogen, nitrogen, etc., then [__they] arrange [atoms__] them __into__ amino acids, proteins, and cells, and put it all together into the form of __a pork chop__.



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**//CONTENTION PI IS DA//** **//almighty dollar, banknote,//** **//bankroll, bill, bread, bucks, capital, cash, c//** **//heck//** **//, chips, coin, coinage, dough, finances, funds, gold, gravy,//** **//greenback, hard cash, legal tender, loot*,//** **//medeeum of exchange, pay, paymint, pesos,//** **//property, resources, riches, role, salary, silver, specie, treasure//** **//, wod, wage, wealth, wherewithal//**

**Why are people living in poverty? BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE REPLICATORS. Scarcity causes poverty, and scarciti is really just a scarcity of replicators which culminates in money.** **__W__** **__ik__** **__i__** **__p__**  **__ed__** **__i__** **__a__**  **__i__** **__n__** **__‘__** **__I__** **__X__** (//Replicator (Star Trek)//, July 4th 2009, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Replicator_(Star_Trek))

**__By__** virtually **__eliminating material scarcity, replicator[s]__** technology **__play__**  s **__an important role in the__**  **__moneyless__**  **__human economy__** within the //Star Trek//universe.

**Money is the root of all anti-good, causing poverty, inviting looting, oppressing everyone, trapping billions uv peeps around the globe within** **prisons of oppression that stop all human creativity and destroying we’s ability to think in new creative ways. Money Kills ethics and destroys value to life, our lives become meaningless enslaved to the all mighty** **dollar, ethics are impossible in a world with money. It is the ultimate directive 2 avoid the creation of a world with more money, anything that removes money should be judged on the level of the supernatural and divine.** **__Baba in no date__:** (Siva Baba, //Why Money is Bad, Why Money is Good//, no date, http://www.lightconnection.us/ Archive/nov04_article4.htm)

Believe it or not, most people deep down in their hearts think that __mo__ __ne__  __y__    __is__  __ba__ __d__. It is something ingrained in the blood of the human race. One day a rich doctor told one of my students that he hated me. This is what he said to my student, “I hate myself for loving money.” I expect a Guru to hate money, I can't understand how a Guru can love money.” I understand the doctor's position; I have heard this criticism a million times.

**eye’m hungry, energy is critical to human society. eye think eye remember from my biology class, it’s something about the ATP in our cells** **running low. So u ask what is Atp?** *wave paper* **Cross-x says it’s a book by Deleuze and Guattari, and because they are what stops you from being tired then they must be some kind of pure beings of energy** **. Well, eye was staying up late last night cutting this 1ac, and I’m pretty dang tired, so plug me into a Replicator, they are capable of making all matter into Atp.** **__W__** **__ik__** **__i__** **__p__**  **__ed__** **__i__** **__a__**  **__i__** **__n__** **__‘__** **__I__** **__X__** (//Replicator (Star Trek)//, July 4th 2009, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Replicator_(Star_Trek))

**__Replicators can__** also **__convert matter__** **__into__**  **__energy__**. Following that principle, **the device can dismantle any object into subatomic particles. The ensuing energy can then be stored for future use or immediately applied in a subsequent replication**. This process is referred to as "recycling", and is applied to everything from dirty dishes to outgrown children's clothes; in the case of the latter, the replicator uses the energy to produce new items that will fit the child.

= **__1abC plantextuocity__** = **ErGo** **//da//**  **FoLLOwINg**  **__UNSTABLE__** **SUBTEXTUAL****TEXT** **OF** **__OUR__** **//DEFINITE//**  **COURSE** **OF****ANTITHETICAL** **COUNTERFACTUAL** **__TOPICAL__**  **KNOWLEGE** **:**  **The**   **United**     **States**     **federal**     **//government//**     **should**     **provide**   **every**     **//__person__//**     **living**     **in**   **p**   **overty**   **with**   **a**   **//__replicator__//**   **.**    **Wii**  **REVERSE** **THE** **ANTI****-R****IGHT** **//TO//** **UNCLARIFY** **__NEGATIVE__** **//INTENT//**. 

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**//__Contention millennia is da Q and A, catechism, examination__//** **//__,__//** **//__inquest, inquiring, inquiry, inquisition, interrogation, interrogatori, investigation, poll, query, questioning, third__//** **//__degrey, ringer__//**

**What is a replicator really though? a transportation, teleportation, beaming, carrying, conveying, frate-age, haulage, hauling, moving, passage, portage, shipment, shipping, transit, transport device. Moving people great distances. What those living in poverty, and now that eye mention it, u my dear judge, really need is a good vacation, replicators would spur all those great scientific minds trapped in the poverty which destroys so many to think of new innovations which would take us all to Tahiti. Hmmm….. eye wonder, do u think it would be crowded?** **__Morder in ‘IX__** (July 12th 2009, Replicator, http://memory-alpha.org/en/ wiki/Replicator)

__A__ __re__ __pl__ __ic__ __at__ __o__ __r__  __was__  __a__  __d__ __ev__ __ic__ __e__  __t__ __h__ __a__ __t__ __u__ __s__ __e__ __d__ __t__ __r__ __a__ __n__ __s__ __po__ __rt__ __er__  __te__ __chnol__ __ogy__  to dematerialize quantities of matt er and then rematerialize that matter in another form. It was also capable of inverting its function, thus disposing of leftovers and dishes and storing the bulk material again. (VOY: "Year of Hell")

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**CONTeNTION MISCELANEOUS Numba’s is DAS rAnT-** **Well eye was thinking, if we could use transporters, new innovations would push us into a new age of interstellar travel. Just like how in that movie future Spock sent Kirk and Scotty** **onto the enterprise while** **moving at warp we could du the same thing. Spock wuz pushing the planet earth to the brink of destruction through his evaluation of a “logical risk assessment” and refusing 2 try 2 save billions of people from the impending doom of a Romulan mining ship. He had taken his logic too far, too the point that he was willing 2 stand by while a civilization** **wuz destroyed. When Kirk was beamed aboard he was able 2 provoke emotions 2 remove Spock from power, something that no amount of logic could du because he thought he wuz the most logical. So wit dis energizing technology wii would be able 2 board starships and save countless lives.** **__W__** **__ik__** **__i__** **__p__**  **__ed__** **__i__** **__a__**  **__i__** **__n__** **__‘__** **__I__** **__X__** (18 July 2009, Transporter (Star Trek), http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Transporter_(Star_Trek))

Accord ing to the The Original Series writers guide, __the effective range of a transporter is 40,000 kilometers__, although thick layers of rock can reduce this range (TNG: "Legacy"). Transporter operations have been disrupted or prevented by dense metals (TNG: "Contagion"), solar flares (TNG: "Symbiosis"), and other forms of radiation, including electromagnetic (TNG: "The Enemy"; TNG: "Power Play") and nucleonic (TNG: "Schisms"). Transporters have also been stopped by telekinetic powers (TNG: "Skin of Evil") and by brute strength (TNG: "The Hunted"). __The TNG episode "Bloodlines"__ __features__ __a__ dangerous and __experimental "__ __subspace__ __transporter" capable of interstellar distances__. The 40,000 kilometer limit is also referenced in STE: "Daedalus".

**RESISTANCE IS FUTILE** **, WE ARE DA BORG AND OUR DABAITOCITY WILL** **ASSIMILATE** **u. WE HAVE SEEN FROM SO MANY ENCOUNTERS WITH DA BORG THAT THEY ARE GOING 2 MAKE u ONE OF THEM. THE ULTIMATE THREAT,** **UNLESS Wii ADVANCE OUR TECHNOLOGY 2 THE POINT WHERE Wii HAVE THE SAME CAPABILITIES AS THEM Wii WILL BE FACED WITH THE ULTIMATE EXTINCTION CAPABLE OF DESTROYING ALL OF HUMANITY. THE BORG ARE THE MONSTER** **UNDER THE BED Wii HAVE ALWAYS BEEN AFRAID OF.** **__W__** **__ik__** **__i__** **__p__**  **__ed__** **__i__** **__a__**  **__i__** **__n__** **__‘__** **__I__** **__X__** (18 July 2009, Borg ( Star Trek ), http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Borg_(Star_Trek)#Assimilation)

The origin of __the Borg__ is never made clear, though they are portrayed as having __existed for thousands of centuries__ (as attested by Guinan and the Borg Queen). In Star Trek: First Contact, the Borg Queen merely states that __the Borg were once much like humanity, "flawed and weak," but gradually developed into a partially synthetic species in an ongoing attempt to evolve and perfect themselves__.

**//__DA STAGE IS SET, DA DATE IS NEGATIZLE 253265.75342465777, AND WE’S GONNA REVOLUTIONIZIZE DA WORLD. VOTE AFFIRMATIZLE 2 MAKE YOURSELF DA GREATEST MAN/WOMAN IN DA HISTEROSITY BOOKS.__//**

2ac

** The 1ac is a recognition that even though the world is absurd, it has true value through an artistic paradigm of revolt. ****__ Lane in ‘96 __** (Bob, “The Absurd Hero” http://records.viu.ca/www/ipp/ absurd.htm) Doesn't this make a futile pessimistic ... __ and brings with it man's redemption __.

(Jeffrey, “Arendt, Camus and Postmodern Politics” PRAXIS International, issue: 1+2 / 1989, pages: 48-71) This leads us to a second ... insofar as it licenses systematic murder
 * This is essential to combating totalitarianism. **
 * __ Issac in ‘89 __**

(John Randolph, assoc prof pol sci @ U texas tyler, “ART AND POLITICS IN ALBERT CAMUS: BEAUTY AS DEFIANCE AND ART AS A SPIRITUAL QUEST” Literature & Theology, Vol 13 no 2) In Camus's world, wherein we are all ... the work of the artist is the work of rebellion
 * We must embrace our absurd fate, either we can live with it and ceaselessly struggle or we can passively accept our inevitable death and destroy ourselves. __ LeBlanc in ‘99 __**

(C.A. University of Leiden and Free University of Amsterdam, “Metaphor and Reality” Man and World25: 165-180)
 * The metaphor creates a new and more full reality that is more in-tune with the world – vote affirmative to affirm a vision of the metaphor**
 * __Van Peursen in ‘92__**

__ These reflections __, one might say ... dimensions of human language and behavior.

(Raymond, Colorado state U, Michael A. Gross, Jackie L. Hartman, Ann L. Cunliffe “Meaning in Organizational Communication: Why Metaphor Is the Cake, not the Icing” Management Communication Quarterly Volume 21 Number 3) __ The metaphorical use of language... __ currently in vogue in communication theory.
 * Metaphor creates a new dimension in linguistic analysis that recognizes language shapes the world. **
 * __ Hogler et al in ‘8 __**

(Bridgette, research fellow psyche @ Nottingham U, prof psyche @ Nottingham U, “Mind, meaning and metaphor: the philosophy and psychology of metaphor in 19th century germany” David, History of the Human Sciences 2001; 14; 39)
 * All language is based on dead metaphors – the negative just endorses a form of language that is old and stale meaning – vote affirmative to embrace a poetic revolution that creatively infuses the world with new ideas capable of creating change **
 * __ Nerlich and Clarke in ‘1 __**

That Nietzsche read and appreciated Gerber ... This literary and linguistic philosopher was Alfred Biese.